Dear crying student, Thanks for reaching out. You see, studying can only take you so far. I camped out in your math class the past couple of days (you have a lovely teacher, by the way) to see what was...

Dear Larry, After working my butt off for three years, I thought senior year would be a walk in the park. I visited the campus of Brown back in 5th grade and instantly fell in love. The trees, the port,...

Dear Severely dejected senior, I’m sorry to hear about your situation. I know how it feels because my cousin was rejected from Spores University, the top fungus college, a few years back. She wouldn’t...

Dear bruised freshman girl, First of all, ouch. When my friends and I play fungus ball (the mushroom version of volleyball), we’d be lucky to get a face ball even once every couple of games. Second,...

Dear Larry, I seriously need some help. I’m painfully unathletic, but my friend signed me up to play gym volleyball for some reason. That’s not the problem, though. The problem is that every time...

Dear Larry I’m in a bit of a pickle right now because I can’t get my grades up. My mom says it's partially my fault because I hate studying, but I swear I’ve been studying like a dog lately, especially...